Rants on the random, absurd, mind-bending and stuff that doesn't fit in any other state
Late last night we learnt that you "can't" say monkey. No, we don't know what type of monkey. Maybe it's just jungle monkeys? Actually, maybe just don't put monkey hoodies on black kids?
We've had this for a few hours now. When we heard that Kelvin had a published book, naturally, we were intrigued. Might even stretch that out to say we were impressed. Finding out from the man himself that it was about how to become a racing driver we were instantly sold. "Who doesn't want to be a racing car driver?!" we said. Off we trotted over to Amazon and duly ordered three copies, certain that our time on the track was going to go down in the record books now and that our new career awaited. This bloke knows his stuff and we felt like we'd been let into the magic circle.